Yesterday when I asked my 2-calendar year old girl when she will be heading back to school, she explained she has finished school! Situation near! The elder one who is less than 5 years is also asking me to seem for a occupation for her.
Make any difference don com o. Hahahaha! Remember to can any individual assistance me put together a CV for her? On the CV, please increase ‘Good interpersonal and communication skills’ for her for me wai.
From my encounter, I am nonetheless to see any CV that does not have this specific attribute on it even if the man or woman is a drunkard! Sure, for drunkards, ‘interpersonal skills’ they quickly get possessed after having the thing and even start off embracing their enemies in enjoyment the purpose I am glad ingesting bars are continue to underneath ‘quarantine’.
But for conversation techniques, that is when you would hear them say ‘weywey’ when they truly signify ‘wele’! Intriguing moments but God is in control! This also shall pass by all signifies, so prolonged as we observe the safety protocols.
Ehern, there is this matter about adverts on Television o and I am commencing to really feel not secure at all. Anytime I inform my 2 year aged lady I want to purchase her ice product when returning from perform, she will scream: ‘No, no, no…I want to drink alonko bitters’. I have educated her on various events as to why alonko is not for persons less than 18 several years but she nonetheless insists.
If in doubt and you know my household, just pass by this Saturday with facial area mask, sanitizer, cleaning soap, veronica bucket and appear and tell Dzifa you want to purchase her ice cream…her reactions will shock you. All she would motivation is to drink alonko even though she hasn’t witnessed the serious issue before’! The electric power of television adverts specially now that they are residence viewing Television set 24/7! Hmmmm!
Those people facet chics asking for stimulus package from me, where did I go wrong? Covid 19 is below and what do I get in return for lockdown and stimulus deal? Currently I have no justification to go out and appear to you in a motion picture residence where by we really do not even observe flicks. Even if I do, I’m fearful to contact you and you way too are concerned to be touched devoid of sanitizer all around my system and deal with mask.
The ‘thing’ come my appetite but I can only ‘eat it’ at property – the very same ‘food’ often. Ah! It arrives to your appetite but you have no selection but to ‘manage’ ‘home chow’ like that. Ei, till coro coro, I hardly ever understood married guys can be that very careful o.
If it were HIV sef, that a single we can ‘discuss’, a single can only transfer it to his husband or wife and then they each die bit by bit leaving guiding harmless young youngsters at the mercy of their siblings who have not even completed taking care of their have youngsters.
But for COVID-19, when just one catches it right after ‘touching’ a aspect stylish, everyone in the property will get it together with the young children he enjoys so much. No male needs to choose this kind of a chance o or?
It is the key explanation most of us, sorry, I necessarily mean them – people married men who like unneeded ‘varieties’’ are shying away from their aspect chics primarily all those who like coughing and sneezing by hat’!
From my modern study conducted all over guest properties and movie houses and even by the road aspect, no person desires to give lift to any lady with huge butts once again. They travel by itself. I nearly stated I push by itself. Thank God I mentioned ‘they’, not me. Hahahahahaha!
Considering that the lifting of the lockdown, the facet eyis nevertheless phone asking for post-lockdown allowance. I sent GHC51, 51, 51, and in some instances GHC100 aaaaaa I taya sef. Now I really do not even decide some calls. I made use of to give all those moneys in trade for ‘something’ now I am frightened of ‘that thing’ but the person ‘concealing that thing in-between the eyi retains making requires! The figures I have demonstrate that the side chic stock market place has dropped by 84% and that will choose a prolonged time to get well.
The very good information having said that, is that people are happier since a chunk of the 84% funds is used at residence on youngsters and wives whose continual presence can be troublesome from time to time particularly the denims carrying kinds. But we have no decision but to continue to be household just to and secure our young children.
Ehern which one particular of these two applied to excite you additional right before the Coro Coro: ‘Awwwww….remember to permit me take out it myself’ or ‘O Sweetie, remember to go and lock the doorway to start with and come’. Hahaaaaaaaa! I imagine I will somewhat go for the 1st 1 o. mainly because by the time you complete locking the door initially and occur back again, she can improve her intellect and that is when guys can crack anything at all in sight for staying denied ‘toffee’. I just about stated I am talking from expertise but I won’t say it. Me? Practical experience? Tweaaaa!
Have you observed that a single of the most distressing issues to obtain is not a car or truck o but when you just realise that you have to urgently alter your car or truck battery no make a difference how much funds you have out there? It can be distressing o.
As for motor vehicle tyres that need to have an urgent alternative, the least explained about them, the improved. It’s akin to buying a belt, handkerchief, socks. Ei chat of socks, thanks to COVID 19 all over again. Individuals of us who employed to wear the similar pair of socks for 3 months without having changing, suddenly we alter them each and every working day now. I am chatting for myself o, yoo.
If you like have on the similar pair of socks twice and see how you endanger your lifestyle and individuals of your spouse and children and other people with the perilous virus. Nowadays, after just about every day’s operate, in advance of I enter my home, I have a major porytank in entrance of my house I use as veronica bucket.
I wash my socks, confront mask or nose mask or no matter what it is completely, dry them on the drying line just before getting into the area. When my children appear seeking to embrace me, I dodge them, clear away everything on me except my boxer shorts and then straight to the toilet for very hot bath in advance of coming close to them. I hardly ever realized I was concerned person like that o. Common coronavirus that I are unable to see, now I dread am go the way I dread God sef!
This virus er, hmmm! Maybe God is telling us something o, who knows.
Expanding up at Kisseman, my father made use of to have 3 farms for hand to mouth not commercial. A person was in the bush in close proximity to GIMPA. Another was at Papawu which is now encapsulated in Haatso. Then yet another a single in the vicinity of Achimota University participating in industry.
A single working day, I had assumed we had been heading to the farm at GIMPA so I took the lead. I went aaaaaaa and on achieving the GIMPA farm, I appeared again and did not see my father. O how how?
Then I returned to glance for him so I proceeded to the farm at Papawu and he was not there both. Ah! Then I went to the farm in the Achimota bush and he was not there but I could see symptoms of his existence in some way but he was not there.
In aggravation, I gave up and came again house. He was not household. Then later on, he arrived back residence and sat me down and instructed me where he had really absent to. He had gone to the Odaw River facet at a position we applied to call ‘Madumaku’ to capture crabs. It was then he recommended me ‘NEVER Lead YOUR FATHER YOU Need to Always Adhere to YOUR FATHER AND NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND’.
For me, whichever the supply of this virus, God is attempting to tell us a little something that we should really enable Him Direct. The environment was turning out to be too much ahead of God. It is about time we came back seeking for Him like I did when I could not locate my father on our way to the farm when I took the guide.
The same leading notch scientist who could essentially transform a gentleman into a lady and vice versa stays clueless as to how to offer with a very small but lethal virus that can be killed with only soap and sanitizer! Astounding huh! In spite of the sophisticated know-how, the sophisticated nations are remaining the worst hit, however, turning into much more prayerful than ever ahead of.
Trials and problems right here and there but even now. The atheists have started out turning back seeking for God to Guide US IN ALL OF THIS.
As we observe all safety protocols to nip in the bud the spread of the virus, would the globe be the similar again? Probably sure, probably no for the reason that human beings as we are, we fail to remember conveniently.
Nonetheless, in all matters, Let GOD Guide even if it is a journey you intend embarking on with a 24 year previous single woman who is not your spouse but you have been doing ‘wifely’ points with her modest little!
Lest I forget about, delighted birthday to the Chairman of the Worthless Column Entertaining Club Global, Mr Paul Ampadu-Yeboah, the Don of strategic considering and Godly wisdom. Could you rejoice your 90th birthday in ‘excellent standing’. Hahahahahahahahaa! I know the reprisal attacks that will follow this ‘good standing’ comment. Prof, Prof, who no grow, go increase oo…hahaaaaaa!
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The Author, Mawuli Zogbenu, is an Insurance coverage Practitioner, Communicator and the Weekly Creator of the Insurance BAKERY Column in the Graphic Small business Newspaper. He is also the weekly Creator of the humorous site ‘USELESS COLUMN’ released in the Business enterprise & Economic Moments newspaper and on MyJoyOnline.com.
